Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
Lay me down and kiss me like things will be alright.
Sleeping With Sirens // Let Love Bleed Red (via onlybandlyrics)
Dear daddy,
I have never been as eloquent as you would have me be. I fell through the average standards of what you wanted your little girl to be. Over the years with your love and guidance, i have only tried to make you proud. I am trying to make you worry less and let you have confidence in the chances of my success. Through sicknesses, boyfriends and even through the teenage years you have stuck through and made every endevor of mine possible. From world trips to diving to depths of the sea you have stuck around to see the possibilities I can achieve. My only hope is that you will be able to continue to see everything i am setting out to doing. I can only pray you stay by my side in the United States. As you always say “Oëlschleger uber alles”. Our little family can withstand the stress of the next week and pray for your safe return.
I love you daddy
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
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